cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

a-resilient-heart:

Once Upon a Time + Tumblr Posts: The Swan Queen edition. 
Find The Regina Mills edition here.
Find The Sassy Regina Mills edition here.
Find The Emma Swan edition here.
Find The Swan-Mills Family edition here.

prettyboyshyflizzy:

When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word

Yall:

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Him:

"wait i can explain"

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"My grandparents are black"

"I have a black cousin"

"My car is black"

"Orange is the new black"

a-resilient-heart:

Once Upon a Time + Tumblr Posts: The Swan-Mills Family Queen edition. 
Find The Swan Queen edition here.
Find The Regina Mills edition here.
Find The Sassy Regina Mills edition here.
Find The Emma Swan edition here.

Dedicated to Speciei-Sapiencia

pixel-the-heir-of-time:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

my roommate and i are temporarily taking care of a Very Small Tiny Kitten that her aunt found in a boarded up shed and shes GONE and its just me in the house with the kitten and its Too Small i cant handle this

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too small

keep it

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

toothpast:


theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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"The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander."
— (via psych-facts)

wandaventham:

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

k-lionheart:

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS POST IS